santabanta sms

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

 
shashikant 04 Mar 2016 ·

Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya.

Phir dusri side se bahar nikla
Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:????
Yaar, ye konsa road tha????????
Itne sare speed breaker

 
shashikant 04 Mar 2016 ·

Santa, Gehri Soch Me..

Wife: Kya Soch Rahe Ho?

Santa: Ye ZEE NEWS Walo Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai?

Wife: Kya?

Santa: Yehi Ke, ‘AAP DEKH RAHE HAI ZEE NEWS’ 

shashikant 04 Mar 2016 ·

Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye

Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??

Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

ramdas 20 May 2015 ·

Santa taklu He
phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,
Why ???

Kion k

 

Saloon Santa Ka Hay

ramdas 20 May 2015 ·

Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

ramdas 20 May 2015 ·

Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks,
‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’

‘Haan’ replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’

ramdas 20 May 2015 ·

1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay

ramdas 20 May 2015 ·

Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

ramdas 08 Apr 2015 ·

Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st date pe :

Ye meri pehli date hai darling agr koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhota bhai samajh k maaf kr dena.

ramdas 08 Apr 2015 ·
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