Engineering Student Sms

Sb ki grlfrnds sb se achhi achhi baten krti hn.

Or engineers ki bolti hn:

Aby pehly parhhai kr ly pas ho ja,

Phir aa jana,

Kitaabi keerry

mayur 29 Feb 2016 ·

4 saal lgty hn ik insaan ko engineer bnny me,

Phir chahy sari zindagi lga lo,

Wo wapas insaan nhi bn skta.

mayur 29 Feb 2016 ·

Different types of Girlfriend fighting
with their boyfriend..
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Pilot’s Girlfriend : Zyada ud Matt
Samjha
Teacher’s Girlfriend : Mujhe mat
Sikhao Samjhe
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Dentist’s Girlfriend : Daant tod ke
hath me de dungi
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C.A.’S Girlfriend : Hisaab se reh
samjha…
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Engineer’s Girlfriend :
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” Abey pehle Pass toh ho ja fir baat karna

shashikant 18 May 2015 ·

During Engineering Viva..
Qn: What is Sensitivity?
Ans: Kuch Thanda ya Garam khane se daanto me Tez Jhanjhanahat ho to use Sensitivity kehte hai.

shashikant 18 May 2015 ·

Plumber: Pipe Naya Laga Diya Hai Aur 1000 Rupay Bill Hogaya Hai.
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Man: Aray Itna To Main Engineer Ho K Bhi Nahi Kamata.
Plumber: Sahi Keh Rahy Ho. Main Bhi Nahi Kamata Tha Jab Engineer Tha.

shashikant 18 May 2015 ·

Wo Almari Hi kya jisme Rack nahi..
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Wah-wah
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Wo Almari Hi kya Jisme Rack nahi..
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Wah-wah
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Aur wo Engginering Hi kya Jisme Back Nhi..!!

aditi 13 Dec 2014 ·

Bimar Engineering Student Theek
Nahi Ho Raha Tha,
Ek Din Uski Maa Usko Boli....
Maa:" Jaakar Janwar Ke Doctor Ko Dikha, To Hi
Theek Hoga..
Beta:" Areey Jaanwaro Ke Doctor Ko Kyu..???
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Maa:" Roz Subah Murge Ki Tarah Uth Jata Hai,
Ghode Ki Tarah Bhag Ke Tution Par Jata Hai,
Sher Ki Tarah Class Mein Doston Ke Sath Masti
Karta Hai,
Suwar Ki Tarah Yahaan-Vahaan
Assignment Par Mooh Marta Hai,
Gadhe Ki Tarah Submission Karta Hai,
Ghar Aakar Sab Pe Kutte Ki Tarah
Bhokta Hai,
Raat Ko Ullu Ki Tarah Jag Ke Facebook Pe Chat
Karta Hai,
Bhains Ki Tarah So Jata Hai,
Aur Bhigi Billi Ki Tarah 40 Marks Lata Hai, Isliye..''

aditi 13 Dec 2014 ·

Once rajnikant appeared in exam of B.tech
Guess what happened?
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Failed..?
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Beta ye ENGINEERING hai.
Rajni ho ya Gajni...
Sabki hai BAJNI....

aditi 13 Dec 2014 ·

Ek ladka TRAIN me chadne laga
Akashwani hui:"Isme mat chadh ye patri se utar
jayegi..
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PLANE me chadne laga Aawaj aayi:"Ye crash
ho jayega.."
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BUS me aawaj aayi:"Ye khaime gir jayegi.."
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Ladka gusse se:"Kaun hai Yaar..???
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Aawaz aai:"GOD"
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Ladka:"Engineering me jab admission le raha
tha,
tab tumhara gala baith gaya tha
kya..???

aditi 13 Dec 2014 ·

She: kya kr rahe ho??
Me:
Engineering
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She: 4saal baad
kya karoge ??

**BLOCKED HER**

aditi 13 Dec 2014 ·
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