Funny SMS

Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyun Tension Me Ho?

Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery Ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,

Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

kiran 26 Mar 2015 ·

Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain,
Humari Patni Waha ki Nurse hain
Kya ajeeb julm sahna padta hain
Apni hi Biwi ko Sister kehna padta h

kiran 26 Mar 2015 ·

Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho
Kuch sunao yaar
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Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari
Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”

kiran 26 Mar 2015 ·

Kisi k pass
yo yo honey singh
ka number hai kya

Wo kehta rehta tha
pass kara du,
phone ghuma du
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Exams sar pe hai
No. jaruri hain yaar

kiran 26 Mar 2015 ·

Wife: Zara Kitchen Se Namak Lete Aana.
Husband: Yahan Toh Koi Namak Nahin Hai !
Wife: Mujhe Pata Tha!
Tum Toh Ho Hi Andhe! Kaamchor Ho!
Bas Bahane Banate Ho!
Tumhe Nahin Milega.
Iss Liye, Pehle Hi Le Aayi Thi!

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best sms jokes

ramdas 25 Nov 2014 ·

Aisa Nhi Ki Hm Rishta Tod Denge,
Musibat Me Apka Sath Chhod Denge,
Hm To Apke Wo
Dost H,
Agr Aap msg nhi kroge to, apke mob ki screen tod denge

ramdas 25 Nov 2014 ·

Aisa Nhi Ki Hm Rishta Tod Denge,
Musibat Me Apka Sath Chhod Denge,
Hm To Apke Wo
Dost H,
Agr Ap Msg Nhi
Kroge To Hm Apki Aankh Me Nimbu Nichod Denge.

ramdas 25 Nov 2014 ·

1 dukhi Aadmi bola -
"Aisi zindgi se to maut achchhi.."

Achanak yamdut aaya or bola-
"Tumhri jaan lene ka hukam hai"
Aadmi-"Lo Btao,
Ab dukhi Insan mzak bhi nahi kar sakta..

ramdas 25 Nov 2014 ·

Train Chali
Bheed Badhi

Itne Me Break Lagi

1Ladka Ladki Se Ja Takraya

Ladki Boli- Janwar Ho Kya

Ladka- Jaan To Tum Ho,
Hum To War Hai

ramdas 25 Nov 2014 ·

India me Insaan sab se jyada khush
kab hota
hai ?
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Jab railway fatak band ho rha ho aur
usse
pehle wo apni gadi nikal le …
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Kasam se yar Olympic race jitne wali
feelings
hoti hai !

kiran 17 Nov 2014 ·
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