Funny SMS

Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain,
Humari Patni Waha ki Nurse hain
Kya ajeeb julm sahna padta hain
Apni hi Biwi ko Sister kehna padta h

kiran 14 May 2015 ·

Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho
Kuch sunao yaar
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Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari
Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”

kiran 14 May 2015 ·

Ankhon se barsaat hoti hain
Jab apki yaad saath hoti hai,
Jab b busy rahe mera cell to
Samajh lena aapki hone wali
Bhabhi se meri baat hoti hain

kiran 14 May 2015 ·

Kisi k pass
yo yo honey singh
ka number hai kya

Wo kehta rehta tha
pass kara du,
phone ghuma du
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Exams sar pe hai
No. jaruri hain yaar

kiran 14 May 2015 ·

Rajni – hello i am Rajnikant calling 

Ladka – ha pata hai…bol?

Rajni – tujhe kaise pata ki maine call kiya hai..?

Ladka – Mobile switch off tha mera!

 
kiran 01 May 2015 ·

Aaj ke zamaane ki sabse badi Duvidha:

Mobile bigad jaaye, to bachche zimmedaar

aur

Bachche bigad jaaye,
To mobile jimmedaar!

 
kiran 01 May 2015 ·

Santa ji ek hotel mein khali katori mein
roti dubo – dubo kar kha rahe the..

Waiter Banta ne puchha:

Master ji, Khali katori mein kaise kha rahe ho?

Santa: Bhaiya, hum ganit ke adhyapak hain,
Aur Daal humne ‘maan li’ hai!!

 
kiran 01 May 2015 ·

EK bhikhari ko 100/- ka note mila..

Wo five star hotel mein gaya aur bharpet khana khaya

3000/- ka bill aaya…

woh Manager se bola: Paise nahin hain..
Manager ne use police ke hawale kar diya..

Bhikhari ne police ko 100/- diye aur chhoot gaya!!

Isko bolte hain..

Financial Management without MBA in India.

 
kiran 01 May 2015 ·

Teacher: A B C D Sunaao…
Student: A B C D

Teacher: Aur sunaao..
Student: Aur sab badhiya, Aap sunaao!

 
kiran 01 May 2015 ·

Ek Raat, ek Chor, ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: Sona kaha hai?

Sardar: Ullu k patthe, pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake soja.

kiran 26 Mar 2015 ·
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