Funny SMS

Judge Salman Khan ko Maaf kar ne hi wala tha ki
tabhi use salman ki ‘Bodaygard’ movie ka wo dialog yaad a gaya ki..
‘Mujh par ek ehsaan karna ki.. mujh par koi ehsaan karna’

aur kya bas lag gai lanka.

shashikant 26 Jun 2015 ·

Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?

Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na..

mayur 19 Jun 2015 ·

Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai

Bayghairut zameen per

ramdas 16 Jun 2015 ·

Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

ramdas 16 Jun 2015 ·

Hansa : Praful automatically matlab??
Praful : aare Hansa.. agar koi aadmi ganja hota hai tou ussko kya
bolte hain…
Hansa : taklaa..
Praful : aur agar koi ladki ganji ho to ussko kya bolenge….
Hansa : takli..
Praful : aur wohi ladki agar auto mein baith kar kahin ghoomne jaye
tou ussko kya bologi??
Hansa : auto mein takli… aare haan automatically!
Tum kitne samajhdaar ho Praful…

kiran 23 May 2015 ·

Santa Ne Ek Naya Kamaal Kiya…

Wo BANK me jaaker so gaya

Puchho kyun?

Kyunki….

Usne board par Bank ka advertisement padha.. ki

“Yaha SONE Par LOAN Milta Hai”

kiran 23 May 2015 ·

Pappu ki hui master se ladai

Master ne ki pappu ki pitai

Pappu ka garam hua khoon

Gaya kabristan or master ki,

photo taang ke likh diya

COMING SOON

kiran 23 May 2015 ·

 

Biwi market se lauti

Pati: Mera andaza yeh keh raha hai ki iss dibbe mein koi khaane ki cheez hai.

Patni: Arey wah mere pati parmeshwar, aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya hai, isme mere naye sandals hain!!
kiran 23 May 2015 ·

Girl’s father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti Apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare.
Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use Yaha se le jane aya hun

kiran 23 May 2015 ·

Student Shayari On Exams –

 

Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya h,

Hum to yuhi chal dete h bina muh
dhoye exam dene,

Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai

kiran 14 May 2015 ·
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