Funny SMS

 Ladki (ladke se): Jab tum log ladki ko propose karte ho
 to uska hath kyun pakad lete ho?
 Ladka: Bas apni hifaazat ke liye,
 ki kahin thappad na maar de

ramdas 23 Jul 2015 ·

Ladki-Mujhe Q Dekh Rahe HoTumhari Koi Behen Nahi He Kya?
Ladka-He Isliye To Dekh Raha Hu!
Ladki-Matlab?
Ladka-Meri Behen Ko Bhabhi Chahiye.

shashikant 15 Jul 2015 ·

1 Ladki Bus Stand Pe Khadi Thi
1 Ladka Bike Pe Jatta Hai
Vapas Ata Hai Or
Uss Ladki Se Puchta Hai
Pehchana Kya ???
Ladki :"Nahi Toh
Ladka :"Kya Yaar,
Abhi To Samne Se Gya Tha..

shashikant 15 Jul 2015 ·

Ek Maa Boli- Galiyo Me Khel-khelkar Bache
Kitne Gande Ho Jaate Hai|
Doosri Maa- Haan, Behanji| Ab Dekho Na,
Das Bacho Ke Muh Dhone Pade,
Tab Kahi Jaakar Mai Apne Guddu Ko Pehchaan Pay

ramdas 14 Jul 2015 ·
Santa-Yaar tu shise ke samne q padta hai
Banta-uske 3 fayde hai
1-Sath-Sath revision ho jata hai,
2-Khud pe nazar bani rehti hai
3-Group study bhi ho jati hai.
kiran 08 Jul 2015 ·
Doctor ki galti aur Vakil ki galti me kya antar He
Doctor ki galti zameen k 4 foot neeche gaad deti h
&

Vakil ki galti 4 foot uper tang dete h

kiran 08 Jul 2015 ·
DAD-Mai tuje itna marta hu,tuje gussa nhi aata?
SON-ata h to mai toilet saaf kar deta hu.
DAD-Isse gussa Thanda kese ho jata h?

SON-Apke Toothbrsh se krta hu

kiran 08 Jul 2015 ·

Aise kya dekh rahe ho 200gm mungfali bheja hai,

zyada khush mt ho
khane k liye nahi

chheel kar vapas bhejo.....

kiran 08 Jul 2015 ·

23 Saal Pehle Pooja Bhatt Ki Film Aai Thi,
"Shadak"
Or
Uski Sister Alia Bhatt Ki Film Aai Hai.
"Highway"
Isse Pta Chalta Hai Desh Ka Vikas To Hua Hai.

shashikant 04 Jul 2015 ·

Santa ko party ka
Invitation mila
Jisme likha tha “PINK TIE ONLY”
Santa party me
Gya to surprise
Ho gya Usne dekha logo ne PANT-SHIRT B PEHEN te

mayur 30 Jun 2015 ·
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