Funny SMS

Teacher ka darja MAA se bhi ucha q hota hai??
Qki maa lori se 1 bacche ko sulati hai,
lekin teacher lecture se puri class ko sulata hai.

shashikant 27 Jul 2015 ·

Radio par Modi ji ki 'Mann Ki Baat'
 programme ki grand success ke
baad ab Rahul ji bhi apna prasaran
"Mann Ki Uljhan" me karege

shashikant 26 Jul 2015 ·

Suchna-
Gaari chalana aur Soundarya Darshan
ek saath naa kare
Devdarshan ki prapti ho sakti hai
Janhit me Jari

 
shashikant 26 Jul 2015 ·

Husband wife me jhagra ho gaya.
Wife-limit me rahna shiko warna
me Facebook par status update
karne ja rahe hu
"Mere husband ko Vyapam scandals
ka bare me puri jaankar hai"

shashikant 26 Jul 2015 ·

1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi.
Ldke ne coment pas kiya.
Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.
Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte

kiran 24 Jul 2015 ·

Principl-:Late Q hue?
boy:-bike khrab ho gyi thi.
Principl:-Bus me ni aa skte the kya?
boy:-Mene kaha tha Sir,
par apki beti ke nakhre khatam ho tab na

kiran 24 Jul 2015 ·

Garmi Me kulfi ka Maza Ata Hai,
Thandi Me Coffee ka Maza Aata Hai,
Hum Waterfall ki Tarah sMs karte Hai,
Or
Aapka Riply Muncipalty k Pani ki Tarah Aata Hai.

kiran 24 Jul 2015 ·

Santa: Yaar Main jo bhi kaam shuru krta hoon
meri biwi beech mein aa jaati hai.
Banta :- Tu Truck chala kar dekh,
shayad kismat sath de de.

ramdas 23 Jul 2015 ·

Sardar: Beta do bistar kuun lagaaye hai?
Son: Ghar pe do guest aa rahe hain.
Sardar: Kaun?
Son: Mummy ka bhai aur mera Mama
Sardar: Phir ek aur bitar laga le, mera sala bhi aa raha hai..

 
ramdas 23 Jul 2015 ·

Poochh rahi thi woh kal mujhse
Kya tum mujhe yaad karte ho
Muskurakar maine jawaab diya:
Paagal yaad karna itna aasan hota to
College mein top na kar lete hum

 
ramdas 23 Jul 2015 ·
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