apni shadi k liye

apni shadi k liye

Kya kare in pyare dosto ka
jo dhire dhire hume bhula rahe hain
kabhi kiya karte the dhero msg
aj ek ek paise apni shadi k liye bacha rahe hain…

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Walked Closer, Caressed His Hair & BANG Slapped His Face And Said..
Last Seen On Whatsapp 1 Min Ago…

Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye...
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Ruk teri mummy ko btati hun.......Auntyy.......

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This SMS is Posted on 21 Oct 2016 in Funny SMS Category by mayur

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