Jindagi behaal hai

Jindagi behaal hai

Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri,
mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai…

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Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "www.facebook.com"!

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If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him LOAFER
But if a gal gives a letter 2a boy, they call it OFFER. Feel the difference

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Disappointment Is When

You Realize That
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The Smell Of The Gajar Ka Halwa
Is Not Coming From
Your Home …

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Father: When I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet.
Father: How does that cleaning toilet satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush dad…..

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Papa: Nalayak Itni Raat Ko Kahan Se Aa Raha Hai ?
Bholu: Apni Girlfriend Se Milne Gaya Tha
Papa: Kis Liye ?
Bholu: Haan Papa, 7-8 To Kis Le He Liye

 

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Son To Dad:Why These Girl On TV Have Short Dressess?
Dad:They Are Poor Girls.
Son:I Am Going To Play,Please Call Me When Very Poor Girl Comes.

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Dad Entered Son’s Room And Found Him Asleep.
Walked Closer, Caressed His Hair & BANG Slapped His Face And Said..
Last Seen On Whatsapp 1 Min Ago…

Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye...
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Ruk teri mummy ko btati hun.......Auntyy.......

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This SMS is Posted on 21 Oct 2016 in Funny SMS Category by mayur

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